Williams Limerick Competition, sponsored by Vaillant, has now closed, BUT the top five have been chosen and voting has started!
Thank you to all those who entered, we’ve had a good laugh reading them! Now here’s your chance to choose your favourite.
Read the top five below, then follow the link to the voting page at the bottom and vote.
1. Limerick number 1
There was a cold woman called Alice
Whose boiler was bearing her malice
She switched to a Vaillant
And to her amazement
Her house is now hotter than Dallas!
2. Limerick number 2
There once was a Valliant installer
Who needed to be a bit taller
He got in a state,
So called on a mate.
He turned up but was 4 inches smaller!
3. Limerick number 3
A gas engineer from North Hill,
Got a call out that made him feel ill,
But this won’t be a fuss-
It’s an Ecotec Plus!
With no gas, as they’d not paid the bill!
4. Limerick number 4
A young man was afraid of cold
Even when dressed up in leather.
Freezing nights – the assailant,
We fitted a new Vaillant,
And now all he wears is a feather!
5. Limerick number 5
When your clanky old boiler is dead,
And youre shivering alone in your bed,
An Eco-Fit Pure
Will sort you for sure
Choose Vaillant! They’re streets ahead.
NOW Vote for YOUR favourite limerick by clicking here.
Only one vote per email address will be counted. See T&C’s here.
Vaillant Limerick Competition details
How cool would this look on YOUR van or car?
To be in with a chance to win the personalised plate, entrants must write a limerick (keep it clean) in the traditional 5 line format, and submit it via this form.
Bonus points if you can mention a Vaillant product in your rhyme!
Entrants can send in multiple entries, and limericks will need to have content which can be published in the public domain via multiple channels.
Here’s an example:
favourite merchant is going
To ask you to get your rhymes flowing
Win this great looking plate
It’s a prize you will rate
We’re waiting, so get your minds blowing!
Entries can be submitted from 01.11.20 via the form on this page. The last submissions must be by midnight on 30.11.20.
The top 5 entries in the personalised plate prize category will be selected by the Limerick Competition Team and published here from 07.12.20 until 18.12.20 where they will be put to the public vote! The writer of the limerick with the most votes will be announced as the winner on 21.12.20.
The winner of the best limerick in this category will win the personalised plate. There will be a runner up prize of a Milwaukee M12 Heated Hoodie in grey worth £79.99 ex vat.
Entries which may not be suitable for publishing can still be submitted BUT they must not offend or discriminate in any way. This will be the unpublished category.
The funniest entries in this category will be selected by the Limerick Competition Team on 21.12.20 and will be contacted direct on or soon after 21.12.20. This winner will get a Milwaukee M12 Heated Premium Jacket in black worth £109.99. There will be a runner up prize of a Milwaukee M12 Heated Hoodie in grey worth £79.99 ex vat.
Anyone can enter as long as they are a UK resident and over 18 years old. Exclusions apply. See full Terms and Conditions here.